here she is miss ashley.

Currently Reading Watergate By Fred Emery see related

Things come and go...but being the president lasts forever.

thats what i always say. well not really. i hate blogging. it makes me feel so insecure. i also hate green day but thats another story. Its hard being a man with such an ill reputation and sometimes and i just want to slap the hoes in the face and say "Hey, im the godfather of white-collar crime."

hey jordan wheres my GMAIL invite? what do i have to do to get a drink in this place.

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people thought i faded into the inner workings of nothingness on xanga. but im still here. and i want all of you to be my minions and take over the world by spreading the truth of right-wing conservatism. damn all democrats; damn all liberals; damn all neo-nazis that parade around in their pink laced panties. Trent, just move downtown. download "Bitches aint Shit" by Ben Folds.

no further comments.

wait...overtheline.

x_nix

Currently Playing Nixon: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack [Enhanced CD] By John Williams see related

Ah what an absolutely glorious morning. I remember mornings like this when i woke up in the White House...the sun came through the windows...distant screaming marred the surrealism. then the maid would come in and spoon feed me toasty Os.

On another note, its good to see i am attaining a good little number of followers. I am planning to take over corporate America with all you little hellions so dont screw this up for me. Or ill lock you in my basement...next to Martin Luther and Richard Simmons...and little Richard might eat you. So,,,yeah. watch it.

People ought to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well im not a crook. Im the king of ROCK N ROLL. Get it straight children.

x_nix

Currently Playing Nixon By Lambchop see related

My name is richard. richard millhous nixon. i was born in california and i want to eat your children. white collar and a clean suit coat, youll never know im coming.

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